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asunaro fire hazard
#hey.... hey yall#did not mean to abandon all my socials art school had it out for me this last semester ok#it Is summer break though so im feeling so normal smirk emoji#i actually did this lineart last year and Just got around to finishing it laugh out loud#anywayys#yttd#your turn to die#kimi ga shine#kgs#rio ranger#tia safalin#midori yttd#sou hiyori#Sara Chidouin#yttd sara#gin ibushi#yttd gin#ranmaru kageyama#yttd reko#alice yabusame#keiji shinogi
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i am so normal about him I Am So Normal About Him I AM SO NORMAL ABOUT HIM—!!!!!!;;;;;;;;;;;;;
#/////////////////////// i still can't even draw him a well as i want to but even *still*....... blushing like a schoolgirl at PIXELS dfgnvgf#this is a sketch for a separate dumb thing but. well. obviously things spiraled very quickly out of my control here T//u//T;;;#(meanwhile the Actual thing this sketch is for keeps making me legit laugh out loud so i'm excited for That stupidity eventually xD)#so have a Husk doodle tonight instead of an Angel i guess lmaooo#jesus i don't want this going into the tag x'D#no you know what eff it we ball i've had time to process now lol#hazbin hotel#husk#bites him bites him bites him (affectionate)#okay that's it i am going to BED goodnight x'3c#doodles
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Andrew Minyard puts on his black combat boots and black armbands. He wears his black hoodie because Andrew is not like other boys. His newest teammate Neil Josten has an aura of danger that Andrew knows he is better off not getting close. But Andrew cannot help it. He is like a moth drawn to a flame. Neil’s untamed auburn hair that is never styled yet it is messy in an effortless way and his big blue orbs that must have a lot of hidden secrets. Andrew knows he should not play with fire but with that toned body Andrew minyard can not stay away.
Whatever, not like Neil josten would notice him anyways. He is the outcast in his teams and no one likes him. Neil josten would not care about him.
Imagine Andrew’s surprise when Neil josten joins him on the roof and shares his secrets. Andrew is right, Neil has a very dark past that is even darker than Andrew’s. Neil is involved in the mafia! But because Andrew is not like other boys he does not care and promise to protect Neil even though Andrew probably cannot do anything if anything happens. Neil probably has to be the one to save Andrew.
Neil also turns out to be loaded and he buys Andrew a car when his was destroyed and Andrew cannot say no to a Maserati.
Everyone else on the team is so shock when super attractive good looking Neil josten will choose to be with someone like Andrew minyard but Neil does not care and growls at anyone that says anything bad about Andrew.
#THIS IS SATIRE#SATIRE#okay this is satire pls don’t take this seriously#I have the idea to write like cringy wattpad from Andrew pov but the more I write the more I’m like oh no I feel like Andrew’s inner#monologue is exactly like that and I could not differentiate and had to try so hard lmao#I literally just have to tone shit up and like use cringy words and summarise the books and boom wow bad boy billionaire mafia Neil#and y/n Andrew!!!#I was low-key laughing out loud at how accurate this is tho like wdym this is exactly what happens in the books#from now on if people ask me what’s aftg about I’ll show them this#and that’s why Nora has amazing writing skills because imagine being able to write this shit in such a poetic way#and actually adding layers and deep meanings and it’s not dumb or cringe#anyways I love aftg and Nora sakavic#aftg#all for the game#tfc#the foxhole court#aftg series#aftg fandom#aftg incorrect quotes#andrew minyard#neil josten#andrew joseph minyard#the sunshine court#aftg thoughts#aftg reread#aftg shitpost#tfc shitpost#incorrect tfc#tfc textpost#aftg andreil
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every time I see the big black "songs about fucking" cover i remember jakey bought a "funny" t shirt with the cover photoshopped so the lady was holding a bad poker hand. and I asked him what the joke was and he said "she looks mad because her cards are bad" and he wasn't being wry or ironical, that's just what he thought "jokes" were about half the time. a joke is when a familiar thing is slightly different. this got him enough false positives on his guesses about what a joke was that it just reinforced his lack of comprehension about the concept of humor. he kept buying t shirts like this, about half of them were actual jokes and the rest were either so lame they weren't actually even funny in a shitty tshirt way, but merely confusing, or were not jokes at all and instead were just "hey remember thing you've seen before?" but not even in a novel context or anything. but he thought they were jokes, and would laugh at them
I'm never going to be able to move past this because it's impossible to receive any sort of explanation for something the person holding the misapprehension believes to be self evident and thus inexplicable
#blog#the tone of this post is so solemn lmao i promise i am not feeling angst about it#it just baffles me all over again every time im reminded of it#it is funny when someone is absolutely clueless but not when youre living with them it turns out#i remember explaining to him that usually when people chuckle politely in social situations they are not actually laughing with you#and he didnt get it#i also had to explain to him that other people were not “having fun” debating him about pointless disagreements#that normally people actually found loud conflict stressful#and that arguing was different than bantering with your friends#his friends used to have to ban him from chatrooms and servers maybe not regularly but more than once or twice#really confusing
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#mhw09 personal#episode 7#gif warning#literal moments before disaster#but look at them! they're so CUTE#this whole episode had little moments that had me actually laughing out loud#the animation team did a great job
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af attack with rain.. summer belongs to pyabmxk
#THIS MAKES ME LAUGH OUT LOUD IDK IT'S JUST SOOO GOOFY TO ME AHHAHAJKDSHLASJDHASJKHDSJAK#OH GOD..#hey but in the end of the day i exist to whorify my own ocs... so-#besides rain is in fact this type of guy. god bless him#idk how ppl perceive this but to me this is comedy anyways#my art#full art#my ocs#rain#pothos#i actually dont know how to tag him and if i ever tagged him here before#art fight#for the record the actual af attack had his face cut off and i do think it's objectively 1. better 2. funnier
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I have had inspector hosonaga for one case and a single investigation room and if anything happens to him I am going to end up on the news
#the great ace attorney#im finally playing it#and yeah its good. its really fucking good#i was on call and people can voutch that i literally had to end it because i had cry laughed at holms and susato so much#that i felt like actually winded#other high lights include fish and chips arriving at my door as soon as sholms introduced himself and me thinking an answer was obvious#saying so out loud and then kazuma fucking BRUTALLY roasting me for it. that fucking stung man#but even beyond that. in this cast i am already so deeply attached to.#my taste in blorbos is apparently men with sickly victorian orphan/wet cat energy and i fucking imprinted to this bitch like a duckling#i didnt even realise he was such a wet cat until i announced it too. like i just have wet cat of a man senses i guess. they call to me
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did you like my memes :]
Yes!! They were all amazing lmaoo
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Decided to start watching teen wolf because why not, and I'm literally only 3 episodes in and I already suspect that Scott is probably going to be my favorite, and I know that there's a thriving shipping scene for this show so I took a quick peak at the top ships on ao3 and it......Derek and Stilies...? I think that once I get over his kinda cringey early 2010's humor I could grow to like Stilies, but Derek? To me he just seems like every other sad bad boy in every twilight/Buffy-inspired teen show from the 2000's - 2010's, there is 0 chance I'll actually like him, so it's no surprise really that he seems to be fairly popular.
#the pyre#I think I'll be a Scott x Stilies truther with an extreme vendetta against Stilies x Derek#it's sooooo funny bc I feel like most of the time when I join a new fandom I do not mesh well with it. at. ALL#like middle school me loved joining new fandoms and being apart of the crowd#current me now knows what I like and refuses to engage with stuff that I don't#and if that means that my likes and opinions clashes witj 99.9% of a fandom then so be it#but I'm not even joking when I say that this is how my experience is with every other fandom I join#for some reason I just don't see eye to eye with anyone about anything#it makes me wonder if I get into a show thats more my jam like hannibal if I'll have a better time#also side note but whenever str8 women and gay men were talking about “twink death” earlier this year I had no fucking idea what they were#talking about but that's mostly bc I'm a lesbian#but I saw this promotional pic that I assume is either from season 2 or 3 where Scott looks completely different#bc he went from a believable looking teenage boy#to “average buff hot guy from any twilight/buffy inspired show”#like it made me sad bc I actually laughed out loud when I first saw Derek#and they tried to convince us that this hulking 6'3 guy was a teenager#bc it seems like Scotts gonna go down that route in the future </3 I hate buff guys they freak me out#I've heard teen wolf fans say that the show is kinda ass so maybe I'll stop watching partway through season 3#my main priority is watching season 2 anyway where apparently the first half is generally really good
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God, "I missed you" sex is the best
#eep.txt#as soon as we were alone he kissed me hard and just couldn't get close enough#we went to his room and he immediately attacked my neck i don't think i've ever had so many hickeys at once#he kept grinding for so long against me on his lap 😵💫 i was very desperate for more but he just wanted so feel my skin against his#he was sososo cute with his messy hair and the way he kept saying i love you!#i could see myself in the mirror in front of his bed i didn't think i was this fucked out lmao#maybe the first time i moaned this loud and talked this much too#usually i have to keep quiet even though it's hard cuz there's other people but it was so nice having him aaalll to myself#when he finally put his fingers in it felt like heaven i'd been so long#and same he just kept going so deep and so fast my god he said he liked hearing me again#i had to stop him cause i was getting really overstimulated but it was so good#i'm pretty sure it's the first time i've actually like moaned his name without meaning to do it#apparently i didn't realise i was babbling and scratching his back so hard#god i love being a power bottom and calling him cute or my sweet boy and getting him desperate but...#when he goes feral like that after not seeing me for a while? it's the best. i'm so lucky to have such a service top#so happy to be with him again#after we cuddled and we showered and we cooked and then watched videos and then talked and laughed#i'm so happy right now to even see him sleeping next to me :]#sorry i meant to do a sexy post but i guess this is more positive venting i'll make a proper one later#still new to this writing thing i'm probably very bad at it but it's nice to have a place to write down my memories and experiences
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no greater joy than being a little tispy and playing jackbox with the people you love
#just me rambling again#actually right now we are waiting for more players as we play discord scrabble#but we have not had a jackbox night in a very long time and im so excited#and also my parents are out for a while tonight so i can say my cock jokes aloud and laugh as loud as i want
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I really am so sad I don't like isat. The themeing was very good
#isat critical#like the ''we must be prepared for the destruction change will bring'' shit came back so hard at the end#specifically with loop context/destroying themself to become a star. to become loop#and the fact that when siffrin deviated from the script. finally changed the way he performed his play (act 5)#that's when it broke#and he had to ''destroy'' his friends to do it. In a way. When all he knew how to do was fight/snapped#and it's like. of COURSE loop is how siffrin was able to escape. Because escaping the loop meant siffrin had to save/love themself#value their own life and not just their friend's#to realize that they couldn't do it on their own. that they needed their friends to help them out of it. they needed support#that being loved was more than saying the right thing or doing the right quest#isat is so strong structurally/thematically/plot-wise and I personally despise it comedically/character/dialogue writing-wise#and the whole game is dialogue. like isat is the most conflicting experience I've had in a while#Where I hate actually reading the dialogue and I don't like the character writing but I love thinking about it's themes. like hello#that sucks i'd rather have it just be one or the other#*aaravos voice* you must live life in the grey#Like the king and siffrin foil is my beloved. And I absolutely adore how the King's story was ended.#But I dislike siffrin as a character and I also hate most of the game's execution#like every emotional beat is made anticlimactic by the lack of subtext and the constant repetition#(literally laughed out loud at ''my house my country my HOME!'' like we said the same thing 3 times babe. the whole game is like this)#isat has a huge case of ''we wanted conflict but didn't give characters any real flaws to be able to do it''#idk. Everyone repeated over and over that they don't touch siffrin because he's uncomfortable with it. Over and over.#And yet he's still like. ''It's because Isa finds you disgusting'' Huh. Idk if we did the work for Siffrin to come to that conclusion#Like literally Isa never does anything to even imply that. All he's ever done is sing Sif's praises. makes me feel crazy#Like ''oh he views everyone else as just a character!! a pawn!'' except no he doesn't. he barely did in act 5#and even in act 5 he's horrified at how he treated odile. like. we did not commit to that. I got sad lukewarm flowey#Do not even get me started on odile's ''I think it's so cute you trapped yourself in time and went crazy because you love us''. Girl#Like no we can. We can commit. Siffrin did bad things and going crazy was bad. Odile wasn't wrong to be upset.#Like why not 'That was terrible of you to say. But I won't leave you—you still love people who make mistakes- because what else is there?'#like we got so close with the worst loop being the permanent loop. Siffrin is still loved no matter what. But idk. Felt brushed off#oh isat...you strange being...
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I watched a few episodes back at random after finishing it but I've just sort of immediately started vbros over again from the beginning now yayy
#does everybody else also love season 1#it's actually so funny#like I was hooked on this show right away#very few shows can get that many Actual Out Loud laughs out of me while I'm watching alone#shit had me tee-heeing#.txt
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the expired food when it starts talking to you because youre high off expired food: how ba-a-a-ad can i be
#i forgot i had this in my drafts and it made me actually laugh out loud when i saw it#fallow buzzes#posts that dodged the drafts#nonsense#food
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"ME AND PATRICK ATE A LOT OF SNACKS TODAY"
#I KNOW THEN HE SAID BRITISH SNACKS BUT THIS MADE ME ACTUALLY LAUGH OUT LOUD DHBKFBDJGBHJD#pete like: just summing up my day :) patrick and i had snacks :)
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#Howwwww is it 5am already I want to go home#I begged my parents and sibling to let me go home to my own bed and they wouldn't let me#I don't want to be the solution to our family problems I want to go be alone and not here#I understand me being around more would make our parents nicer and give my siblings someome sane to talk to#But I want to die and I don't want to be here and I don't care about any of these people#Once again them forcing me to go to their house made me miss an assignment. So that class is genuinely failed now.#It makes me so frustrated I could cry. Every time I say I'm doing school work#Or say I can't drop everything and drive forty minutes to their house. they laugh at me#They genuinely laugh and say I'm such a liar and I'm faking and there's no way I ever do any school work#I'm actually shaking I'm so frustrated they don't understand. That's how long it takes me.#Why can't they just realize I'm a dumbass fucking idiot. I'm so fucking stupid#I'm literally so stupid. Intellectually I'm a fucking idiot and I am so useless and slow.#Stop trying to believe I have potential to fucking waste#The fact is there is no potential but I'm fucking wasting anyway#I'm so. Dumb. When I say I'm doing school work I mean I looked at the tab and got nervous about how overdue#everything is and how I'm failing and everyone wants me to leave my safety for their own inane bullshit#I wouldn't be failing this class at all if I had been able to complete the first week on time#instead of like. sitting outside a convention center alone and in agony for Five (5) hours.#Kudos to the devil for creating the exact perfect circumstances to kill me in particular#I should reach out and go to a friend's house and it would be good for me. But.#There's no way I'm going to see or speak to anyone in this state of everything#Everyone else around me seems to have improved in mental health I'm not going to ruin that by making them let me come over#No one really believes any of the problems I have like even I don't. how are you that stupid. just stop having these problems.#I can't go to a friend's house when I have problems like this. Last time I had a breakdown and scared the fucking host and#their partner had to be the one to comfort me because I was crying too loud for autistic ears :(#I can't do that to anyone again#I'm not kidding when I say I'm a huge burden genuinely I exist to be upsetting and inconvenient and frustrating#I am literally the most selfish person to ever have existed. Just objectively. I don't care about anyone or anything at all.#I don't love my friends or my family and I don't care about what they want or need. truthfully.#I just want to sit in my tiny room where nothing changes and no one expects me to drive anywhere holy fucking shit it's 6am
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